Tag Archives: Thanksgiving

Raw & Twisted Honesty Is The Finest Kind

“You could have just thought that and not said it, and sounded a lot less like a dick.” – Something I’ve wanted to say many times, but have kept to myself. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Seth Rogen’s brain’s in a state of arrears, … Continue reading

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For Jews Who Don’t Shop, Saturday after Thanksgiving is a Black Sabbath

I’m waiting for a new reality TV show:  “Celebrities Who Suffered Hearing Loss From Movie Stunts They Tried To Do Involving Spraying Water”. It will consist of deaf celebrities attempting to tell one another jokes.  Occasionally, someone pulls out a … Continue reading

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Dark Thoughts For Black Friday

When I’m bloated and shopping I want to park in the expectant mother’s spot.  I mean, who’s gonna ask? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What’s worse than a receding hairline?  An encroaching one where it doesn’t belong. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Don’t stop taking your medication before … Continue reading

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I Thought Of You When I Had My Hand Up The Turkey’s Ass

I’m not going to say who “you” is.  But rumor is you have a hairy Aryan back. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.

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