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Celebrate Halloween by ghosting people that deserve it

Whenever you get played, just tell yourself it’s because you are an instrument of love. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I don’t recognize the weird instrument Jon Batiste plays in the opening frames of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, but it looks like he’s blowing … Continue reading

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I’m not a Schadenfreudist, but I like watching them on TV

Not to be outdone in the kinky department, BET is releasing a movie titled “Fifty Shades of Ashy.” **************************** Confucius said, “Man who doesn’t wash hands after bathroom not wise man.” My Vietnamese nail lady says, “Skinny guys good for … Continue reading

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Winking, Blinking And Nodding Off

It’s a new world. As long as pot smokers are discreet, no one will notice or have a problem with them doing it in public. Kind of like breastfeeding. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Forget about grassroots organizers….we need a little grass top power. … Continue reading

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Two Jerks In A Circle

Just to see if he was listening, I told my kid I saw a Cialis commercial with two gay guys. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Bruce Jenner proved once again that behind every great man, there’s a woman. The TV movie based upon his … Continue reading

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Living Libretto

If ignorance is bliss, I’m going to have to un-learn a few things to be happy. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My son saw me do a quick prayer and visualization in the car after a stressful driving incident.  He helpfully offered, “I just … Continue reading

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Dark Thoughts For Black Friday

When I’m bloated and shopping I want to park in the expectant mother’s spot.  I mean, who’s gonna ask? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What’s worse than a receding hairline?  An encroaching one where it doesn’t belong. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Don’t stop taking your medication before … Continue reading

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Here He/She Comes….

Top ten clues Miss Universe Canada Jenna Talackova was transgender: 10.  Sang bass part of “Old Man River” in show opener 9.  Couldn’t pee sitting down 8.  Bragged about having biggest camel toe 7.  Strange fixation on fire hydrants 6.  Handed … Continue reading

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