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I’ve Been Told Not To Speak At Super Bowl Parties, So I Wrote This For Zach Galifianakis

Dear Mr. Galifianakis: Today is the 100th Sunday since the 87th Thursday beyond the very first Monday that I began my heretofore financially unprofitable yet still artistically rewarding comedy career. So that’s what makes it an especially weird coinkydinky that I … Continue reading

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Tuesday Night Musings Dump

I Get Etiquette Manners perpetuate the idea that you cease being an animal when you stop acting like one. I’m gonna cling to that.  It’s the only hope for the human race. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Things Grace Whitestone Would Say “Riding my bike … Continue reading

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