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I’m not a Schadenfreudist, but I like watching them on TV

Not to be outdone in the kinky department, BET is releasing a movie titled “Fifty Shades of Ashy.” **************************** Confucius said, “Man who doesn’t wash hands after bathroom not wise man.” My Vietnamese nail lady says, “Skinny guys good for … Continue reading

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Valley of the Trolls

Kids today mature quickly. I overheard third graders playing Duck Duck Grey Goose. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The other night I parked at a club next to a motel where a fatal stabbing had just occurred. I positioned my car just out of … Continue reading

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Atheist Kids Want Mall Grinch

I wonder if Grinch and Shrek were in the same play group as toddlers. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Today’s medications get stuck in your throat just saying them.  Zaljang? Zolmitriptan?  Zackackackackackackack!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If I were young, I’d move to Denver to start a … Continue reading

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