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#ChangeAWordRuinADisneyMovie ….. and why?

“The Shagging Dog”….. because they never fixed him ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Toupée”….. it was a bad hair day from hell ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “Fartasia”….. epic Chinese food gastro turbulence (set to music) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “30,000 Leagues … Continue reading

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Maniacal Mumblings

Age Delay I waited a long time to do stand-up comedy because I never took myself that seriously. (But I always wished Letterman’s show had a “Stupid Human Tricks” segment, so I could showcase the ability to cross one eye … Continue reading

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