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I’m not a Schadenfreudist, but I like watching them on TV

Not to be outdone in the kinky department, BET is releasing a movie titled “Fifty Shades of Ashy.” **************************** Confucius said, “Man who doesn’t wash hands after bathroom not wise man.” My Vietnamese nail lady says, “Skinny guys good for … Continue reading

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Serious Rendered Silly

A foreign friend texted me, “Thanks for your friendship and stupor.” I’m pretty sure she meant “support,” but I do offer both. ****************************** I keep waiting to see a Cialis commercial with two gay men, or an interracial couple. But … Continue reading

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Bush & Kush & Other Incongruities

Jeb Bush recently did an interview entirely in Spanish with Jose Diaz-Balart, revealing intimate things he never discusses in English. ########### A friend gave me a lovely passage about butterflies as spiritual messengers, and I thought, “How come I only get … Continue reading

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I Eat Like A Frenchwoman But I Burp Like A Scotsman

I’m surprised Lady Gaga hasn’t done a remake of Helen Reddy’s hit and called it, “I Am Woman, Hear Me Burp.” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I read a new analysis about addiction that concluded it’s only when rats are kept in isolation, as … Continue reading

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#ChangeAWordRuinADisneyMovie ….. and why?

“The Shagging Dog”….. because they never fixed him ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Toupée”….. it was a bad hair day from hell ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “Fartasia”….. epic Chinese food gastro turbulence (set to music) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “30,000 Leagues … Continue reading

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Raw & Twisted Honesty Is The Finest Kind

“You could have just thought that and not said it, and sounded a lot less like a dick.” – Something I’ve wanted to say many times, but have kept to myself. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Seth Rogen’s brain’s in a state of arrears, … Continue reading

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If Debby Boone Had Been A Fan Of Ganja

(sung to an abbreviated version of Debby Boone’s big hit, “You Light Up My Life”) So many nights I’d sit by my window, Waiting for someone To bring me his bong. So many hits I’ve kept deep inside me. Alone … Continue reading

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