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I never meta feeling I didn’t like

One of the habits of people with concealed depression is sharing articles on social media which list the habits of people with concealed depression. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* The cannabis plants I’m growing right now look a lot like me: kind of weathered, … Continue reading

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Ability Beyond measure: Channel 8 interviews the Sharktankers

Ability Beyond and Roses For Autism are fantastic organizations, serving individuals and the public in compassionate and pragmatic ways. Here is a really nice segment that ran on November 2 in the morning on Channel 8 (Connecticut ABC affiliate) featuring a large project I … Continue reading

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I’ve Been Told Not To Speak At Super Bowl Parties, So I Wrote This For Zach Galifianakis

Dear Mr. Galifianakis: Today is the 100th Sunday since the 87th Thursday beyond the very first Monday that I began my heretofore financially unprofitable yet still artistically rewarding comedy career. So that’s what makes it an especially weird coinkydinky that I … Continue reading

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In A Pithy Mood

When people ask for a nice Hawaiian punch line, I say kummoniwannaleah. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The unpasteurized apple cider we’ve been enjoying from the local farm-stand contains something known as a “pre-biotic”. You drink it before you have diarrhea. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Regarding the … Continue reading

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Gray Tiger Cats

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“BIG DUMMY – me & my old man” written by & starring MARY DIMINO @ FringeNYC starting August 9th

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Maniacal Mumblings

Age Delay I waited a long time to do stand-up comedy because I never took myself that seriously. (But I always wished Letterman’s show had a “Stupid Human Tricks” segment, so I could showcase the ability to cross one eye … Continue reading

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Personal Propaganda

The right mixture of talent and trauma finally propelled Joanna Rapoza onto the stage to perform stand-up comedy in her surprisingly child-like middle-age.  Though she mostly wishes she could just sit around all day and write in her blog (which hasn’t yet gone viral so much … Continue reading

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Her Prayer

On this happy day We are thankful For our blessings And we pray For renewed belief In ourselves And each other And hope The bond of love Will expand To envelope The entire Universe. ~~  Phyllis Diller

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