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Dark Thoughts For Black Friday

When I’m bloated and shopping I want to park in the expectant mother’s spot.  I mean, who’s gonna ask? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What’s worse than a receding hairline?  An encroaching one where it doesn’t belong. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Don’t stop taking your medication before … Continue reading

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The Annihilation of Bacon (And Other Modern Horrors)

Physics For Dummies:  Why Do Kids Wear Shorts In The Winter?  Because they’re out of touch with reality, that’s why.  It finally struck me that the reason we see so many kids dressed inappropriately (for the weather) is because they’ve … Continue reading

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Osama’s Bin Laden To Rest

Osama is now dead.  I keep trying to digest this fact.  If there were still Yiddish Vaudeville (and maybe there is, and now I’ve humiliated myself by revealing my ignorance), they could perform a musical version of the story, bring … Continue reading

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