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Don’t hate me because I’m lovable

Posted on March 10, 2017 by Joanna Rapoza

Why has no one yet opened a chain of comedy club/restaurants with Hooters-style waitresses and called it “Titters”? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Emotions are like breasts. They’re meant to be felt. Also if you try hard, you can lick an emotion. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My … Continue reading →

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10 Things I Didn’t Care To Read About Donald Trump, But Was Willing To Ridicule

Posted on April 24, 2016 by Joanna Rapoza

1. “He may seem like a Manhattanite, but Donald grew up in Queens, NY, in the neighborhood known as Jamaica Estates.” I actually had him pegged for Rego Park. 2. “He wanted ‘to court’ Princess Diana. ‘She was a genuine … Continue reading →

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