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Tag Archives: butt
🎶 Holding out for a pillow 🎶
Where have all the good chairs gone? And where are all the Tucks? Where’s the streetwise proctologist who can straighten out all us cucks? Isn’t there a magic cure beyond what I can see? Late at night I toss and … Continue reading
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Was that a seizure or were you just extra glad to see me?
I finally stopped having that terrible nightmare where you show up for a final exam but haven’t studied, and I think this is because deep down I no longer give a shit. ****************************** At the shelter, I inspire cats to … Continue reading
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Tagged accountants, angels, baby, backstroke, bad breath, breast-feeding, butt, cat, cat lady, cat people, cats, college, commitment, diaper, dominatrix, dummies, eating, exam, facts, figures, flaw, Fly, get laid, happy, Lumberjack, Maria, memory, morons, National service, neighborhood, nightmare, peaceful, poop, programmers, reincarnation, report, roller coasters, sandbox, seizures, shelter, spandex, Spanx, style, subroutine, sugar, tele marketer, Trump sucks, Trump Who wore it better, vote, Who wore it better, women, young people
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Don’t hate me because I’m lovable
Why has no one yet opened a chain of comedy club/restaurants with Hooters-style waitresses and called it “Titters”? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Emotions are like breasts. They’re meant to be felt. Also if you try hard, you can lick an emotion. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My … Continue reading
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Tagged 5 Super Bowl Rings, administration, anthropologist, anthropology, antibiotic, anus, anxiety, aria, babas, babies, baby, basement, be sexy, bed, better to have loved and lost, Bill Belichick, bitch, boob, boobs, boring, bottle fed, breast, breastfeed, breastfeeding, breasts, Bromance, butt, childhood, chronic, chronic depression, coach, comedy, comedy club, compound, compound word, consonant, constipation, dating, defecate, dental procedure, dentist, depression, Dick, difference, dose, drugs, dude, emotion, emotions, executive order, existential dread, feel, feelings, felt, female, formula, gaggle, gang bang, geese, German, get laid, giver of life, gonads, grope, hand, hand on heart, happy, happy childhood, hat, heart, hell, Hooters, Hope, husband, ibuprofen, infant, infants, keep hope alive, laughing gas, lick, life, making love, male, Margaret Mead, mass rape, mean, medication, meeting of the minds, men, monogamous, monogamy, mother in law, Motrin, national anthem, New England, New England Patriots, nitrous oxide, nowadays, old poet, opera, opera singer, parody, Pats, pee, penis, pill, pinch, poet, poetry, poo, poser, President Trump, prom, quarterback, rape, relationships, restaurant, romantic, sad, schlock, science, scientist, secretary, self medication, seminar, serial monogamy, sex, sexual intercourse, sexy, shit, shitty, shorthand, show off, staff, stand-up comedy, super bowl, tatas, tit, tits, titter, Titters, Tom Brady, topless waitress, toxic, toxicity, toxicity levels, Trump Administration, trust, try hard, typist, uranus, urinate, use the bathroom, vagina, venom, vitriol, waitress, women, word, workers, you can leave your hat on
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