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Don’t hate me because I’m lovable

Posted on March 10, 2017 by Joanna Rapoza

Why has no one yet opened a chain of comedy club/restaurants with Hooters-style waitresses and called it “Titters”? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Emotions are like breasts. They’re meant to be felt. Also if you try hard, you can lick an emotion. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My … Continue reading →

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Go East, Old Woman

Posted on February 25, 2016 by Joanna Rapoza

I’ve finally learned: kneeling is so much better than bending over. Squatting is fun, too. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ It’s not enough to win the “hearts and minds” of the people. You must win over folks who reproduce a lot. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ There are … Continue reading →

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Bush & Kush & Other Incongruities

Posted on September 22, 2015 by Joanna Rapoza

Jeb Bush recently did an interview entirely in Spanish with Jose Diaz-Balart, revealing intimate things he never discusses in English. ########### A friend gave me a lovely passage about butterflies as spiritual messengers, and I thought, “How come I only get … Continue reading →

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Dark Thoughts For Black Friday

Posted on November 29, 2013 by Joanna Rapoza

When I’m bloated and shopping I want to park in the expectant mother’s spot. I mean, who’s gonna ask? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What’s worse than a receding hairline? An encroaching one where it doesn’t belong. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Don’t stop taking your medication before … Continue reading →

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