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Funny you should mention that

Posted on May 27, 2023 by Joanna Rapoza

I told Dean I was going to start calling the fight over abortion “The Battle of the Bulge.” Then I stuck my stomach out and said, “I’m pregnant! Who’s the father?” He replied, “The Michelin Man.” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ America and New … Continue reading →

Posted in Funny Irreverent Stuff, Uncategorized | Tagged 4 billion years ago, abortion, adulting, adults, advertising, agave, aging, America, aqua, ass, assholes, bad gas, battle of the bulge, beaufort, bible belt, big pharma, bill clinton, billionaires, billions and billions, blessed, bra, brain, brain scan, bridge, BS, bullshit, bully, cannabis, car, carbon, castration, cat, cavewoman, children, cider, clean, colon, comics, commercial, community college, consumers, corporate, country tune, CT, cute, data, declutter, dickens, dirty laundry, dishwasher, dog poop, dogs, economy class, empath, existential dread, fall in love, father, gardening, gin, good day, grower, hamburger, Hartford, head, herbal medicine, Hope, horseface, hotel, house, hydrogen, inches, ineffable, insignificant, Jeffrey Epstein, Jewish, Joanna Rapoza, jokes, juniper berries, karma, lies, liquor, Little St. James Island, liver, lover, Manhattan, Marines, McDonald's, meals, mess, michelin man, molecule, Monica Lewinsky, more shit, MS, mtg, naps, Narragansett Bay, neighborhood, New Jersey, new zealand, nips, North Carolina, nyc, offensive, open mic, peon, PhD, Physicist, pickle, piled higher and deeper, pill, popular science, pregnancy, pregnant, Providence, quarks, resignation, Rhode Island, rich person, rinsing agent, schrodinger, Servpro, shelter, shower, smells, smuggle, snow, social media, space laser, speak loudly, standup comedy, Star Trek, stars, Stephen Hawking, stick, stomach, successful, sugar, Sun, t-shirt, Teddy Roosevelt, tequila, tips, tunnel, tunnel and bridge, uber, unflappable, universe, USVI, violence, Virginia, visitor, weather, weed, yard, zen | Leave a comment

Quarantine Quipping

Posted on April 28, 2020 by Joanna Rapoza

An improv company decided to cancel all planned events, then wondered why it had ever planned anything. ****************************** I asked my son to stop wearing his robe so much while he’s in the house, because I’m starting to feel like … Continue reading →

Posted in Funny Irreverent Stuff, Uncategorized | Tagged alcohol, alcoholics, asymptomatic, back alley, bang, bathroom, bong, booze, Burka, businesses, cannabis, child, children, condom, coronavirus, COVID-19, dealer, deodorant, Dickey, dinner, documentary, Drinkers, DTs, email, events, executives, Face, food, hair, Hugh Hefner, improv, improvisation, paper towels, toilet paper, joint, kid, laundry, liquor, lockdown, natural light, Netflix, nose, nose picking, package stores, pandemic, parking lot, prisons, pun, quarantine, quip, reporter, restraining order, robe, Russia, school, sick, son, stage, state, stay in shelter, subclinical, symptoms, teleworking, toilet lid, Tom Brady, tv | 4 Comments

Seminal Sunday Stream

Posted on December 11, 2016 by Joanna Rapoza

If the majority of history’s greatest writers had been potheads instead of drunks, we’d have far fewer books. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If Ogden Nash were alive, he’d write: “Trump has won / Clinton didn’t get it done / I will not bicker … Continue reading →

Posted in Funny Irreverent Stuff | Tagged advocates, aging, alcoholics, alcoholism, ass, asshole, banks, bedside commode, better to have loved and lost, blowout, books, branding, cabana boy, cancer, cancer survivors, candy, catchy song, clean record, coffee, coffee shop, colon, comedians, comedy, Comedy roast, couch, crotch, Cuban, dating, dictator, does this make my ass look fat, dogs, donald trump, dos equis, drugs, drunks, ear worm, emotions, Fidel Castro, foam, get baked, good in bed, gray area, hairstylist, hate, hate speech, heart shape, Hillary Clinton, history, homeless, homeostasis, husband, Irish, Irish coffee, it's all love, Ivanka Trump, latte, lifestyle, lip syncing, liquor, make-up, man boobs, man of your dreams, musicians, normal, Ogden Nash, overdose, penis, phone, political, potheads, presidential candidate, proctologist, roast, rock and roll, rockstar, romance, romantic partner, sex, singing, small penis, Statin, washed up, writers, writing | Leave a comment

Whoops I just published again

Posted on April 9, 2014 by Joanna Rapoza

George W. Bush currently has paintings on display. There’s one of Vladimir Putin. I’m glad he didn’t do him naked. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If you’ve got an extra large penis, you should donate a portion to Cocks of Love. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Child looking … Continue reading →

Posted in Funny Irreverent Stuff | Tagged Annie Get Your Gun, artist, beach, beach wedding, big D, biochemichal, Broadway, children, Cracker, dates, dementia, display, donate, Ethel Merman, exposition, fashion, former president, George W. Bush, girlfriend, immature, irresponsible adults, Jewish Existentialism, kid, Latina, liquor, Locks of Love, menopause, musicals, neurosis, nudes, obama, paintings, parenting, reincarnation, sandwich, sex, shower, skating, trunks, tsunami, Vladimir Putin, world leaders | Leave a comment

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